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Math is horrible and should DIE!   
09:33pm 02/10/2004
 
mood: stressed
I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH I HATE MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get the idea?

Okay, Bee, I understand now why you cannot comprehend why I can’t stand/do math. It took me a while, but I get it now. It’s like how I can’t understand how some people can’t read music or play rhythms or anything of that nature. Some people just can’t do things.

Like me and math.

Okay, so we are working on substitution and elimination of equalities in Algebra 2 now. It took me a while, but I finally have gotten to the point where I can do the substitution bit real well. Unfortunately, me and elimination don’t get along at all. Mrs. Ramthun explained it, my uncle explained it…I understand how to do it… I just can’t. It doesn’t work with my brain. I get all confused with the signs and my brain just goes “Pshaw, no way am I doing this!” It has gotten to the point where I do substitution on the problems I’m supposed to use elimination on to get the right answer, and then I go back and try to use elimination to get the same answer. It doesn’t work! I’m getting so fed up with this!

And we wonder why I hate math.

Okay, Dean has bragged to me about being good with numbers. I am going to see tomorrow if he can unconfuse my brain (if I work with him.) He probably won’t be able to, but it’s worth a try. I don’t think Mrs. Ramthum will believe that I just can’t do elimination on the test.

Why me?

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Person o' the Day: Ashley- w00t CONCERT!!!!
Quote o' the Day: Math is the DEVIL! ~ Ben
 
     

(5 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
Wee!   
09:35pm 21/08/2004
 
mood: jubilant
GOOD MOOD! GOOD MOOD! GOOD MOOD!

Can we tell what kind of mood I’m in? And I don’t even know why. I mean, I got up EARLIER than normal and still managed to be in a good mood.

I did pretty much everything at work today. I arrived at 8:55 and had the headset for drive-thru shoved at me. Bob asked if I knew the breakfast register well enough to do it, and I said I did, so he put me on drive-thru. Then he told me that I was using his drawer, so I’d better be accurate with my money. Well, knowing me and my math skills, I made him go get me a calculator, lol.

Around 11, Chris came in and took the headset from me, so I ended up doing the stuffing. For those of you who don’t know what that is, that is where you take the food for drive-thru and literally stuff it through the window at the people. Not to the people, at the people, hehe. Then Kristi put me in kitchen for about a half-hour whilst she ran to get weed-killer, and then I was back on stuffing. Then I took mah break, and came back to stuff for an hour or so before being put up front on Register 3 because Barb was taking her break. I think everyone was like, “Hey, Aprylle’s alone on register! Let’s go mob her!” and they did. Stupid conspiracies. Well, I got mobbed, and no one was helping me, so I had to take the orders and give them their food. You try doing that when there’s about ten people or so and each of them is being extremely impatient. Well, when I got around to giving them their food, I moved so fast that I cut my finger somehow and didn’t even realise it! Durrr I’m stupid. And then I went back up to take an order and noticed, “Oh, there is something red on my finger. Oh, I’m bleeding.” So I took the order, gave him his food, and went back to get a Band-Aid out of the first-aid cabinet. The Band-Aids turned out to be blue. Bright blue, no less. So now I have a bright blue Band-Aid on my finger. W00t.

Then I did Dining room…so I did everything. And got sent home early, besides. And for some reason, I had a wonderful day. So I’ve been in a good mood. YAY!

And do you have any idea how wonderful it is to look in the mirror and not feel fat? It’s a girl thing, but it’s AWESOME!

Also, I love the actor Jake Gyllenhaal, right? He’s my second favourite, right after Dommie. Well, I love his eyes…and I looked in the mirror to discover I have the same eyes! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Both of us have HUGE eyelids that make us look sleepy and we both have big blue eyes. Wow. That’s funny. But whatever. It looks better on him, lol.

That’s all, I think. So…have a nice day, God bless you, and bye!

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Quote of the day: Um, Aprylle, August 29-Oct 4 is more than a week. Yes, it is. You do realise that there is a month between August and October, right? A little thing called September? Yeah, that’s right. Remember now? -Bob, on my accidentally filling out my preferred hours sheet wrong. Oops.

Person of the day:Ashley: I dunno why. I just felt like it, lol.
 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
10:55am 12/08/2004
 
mood: energetic

Talent is God-given.

Be humble.

Fame is Man-given.

Be thankful.

Conceit is Self-given.

Be careful.

 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
04:10pm 06/08/2004
 
mood: thoughtful
Ok, I really don't have anything to say...I just wanted to put a quote of the day on here...tehe...
Oh, but I do have a new question for life. Which is worse: having a crush on someone that's out of your reach and you know will never like you, or having a crush on someone who's out of your reach and likes you back?

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Quote of the day: I want my ass back! -Taylor
Person of the day: Amy
I know you'll never read this...but thanks for telling me that little 'secret' Bob was keeping from me!
 
     

(4 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:25pm 02/08/2004
 
mood: exanimate
Band camp was today. Woohoo. Fun….or not.

Well, I finally got my pictures from two years ago developed. Oops. The camera included pictures from immediately before I came here, Chicago, Camp Iodiseca, and random pictures of me (cuz I have no life). I found some interesting pictures…lol. Like a certain Nichole sticking erasers on her nose…tehe. I’m givin’ her a copy of that picture…she deserves it. 

Meh. Hey, my poem “Your Eyes” made it to the semi-finals in a poetry contest. Yay! I’m happy!

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell….

I should go before I scare innocent bystanders. Ta!

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Quote of the day: Don't you want anything? Aren't you gonna say good-bye? Thanks, I feel loved. - Dean

Person of the day: Amber M
OMFG I'm so sorry you got fired! I'll plot to get Kristy back for that nasty little trick she played to get you fired...I'll miss you!
 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
Trip to Orlando   
08:51pm 28/07/2004
 
mood: sleepy
A recount of my trip comes now:

7/23/04

I got up early today to go to Minneapolis. Great fun. I rode with Be’s mommy, Be, Libby, and Michelle L. 3 1/2 hours in a car. AHHH!! and then we flew from Minneapolis to Detroit, where we had a two hours layover. WoOhOo...and then we flew from there to Orlando. Got to the hotel around 2, 2:30. That was an early morning and a late night. Gah. I was sooooooooo tired.

Plus, I have a love-hate relationship with planes. I love them to death, for they are cool and get me to places faster. I hate them because I am terrified of what could happen. So anytime we hit turbulence, I spazed out. Cheryl kept laughing at me. Hmm.

7/23/04

We went to Universal Studios and stayed there till 6. And only rode 4 rides. The Hulk, Storm, Dueling Dragons, and Jurassic Park. Fun, but still...

We had to walk part of the way there and back. On the way there, Cheryl was sick, and on the way back, Katelyn was, and my feet were blistered. Hence, my feet hurt like HELL and we walked slowly. That wasn’t really fun. After waiting at our second trolly-stop (the first one trollies kept going by and not stopping) a bus pulled over. The driver offered us free rides back to out hotel! It was awesome! Then Bee, Michelle, and I went swimming. After that, we went across the street to an ATM to get me money and came back to get pizza.

I ended up editing Bee’s story. Michelle read ‘Perfect.’ Bee says that is ‘perfect.’ Lol. But then, she also says I should become a writer instead of a singer. Yeah, right.

7/24/04

Went to Daytona Beach. I got really sunburned, and the salt water washed out most of the red in my hair. Um…but nothing really happened….

We were running two hours behind because the van rental company gave us the vans two hours late, and hence, we were rushed to get back and register and get over to the mass event. We didn’t make registration. We got Visitor Passes instead. And sat in the back. WE couldn’t hear much, because it was all echoey and…you couldn’t understand them. But oh well.

7/25/04

Bee got sick. Won’t say how. So Michelle and I ended up on our own, basically. And we had some major misunderstandings with Krista, along with Libby lying to get us in trouble. Go figure.

We went to a LOTR vs Bruce Almighty session. Was cool. Nothing else really happened…but I did discover the band Fusebox and the speaker Bob Lenz.

7/26/04

Went to a session called Middle Earth Today. Also went to see a speaker named Gianna Jessen. Her mother tried to abort her when she was pregnant, and she lived through it. Amazing. We missed a Relient K concert. Grr.

7/27/04

Did a servant project today….cleaned up a high school. Bee met a new friend. WE went back and did crafts. Moo. I also got a picture with Nova 4 Jehovah (a rapper I don’t really like…but oh well…) and Bob Lenz. Bob actually hugged me, because I told him about my parents. His sister is severally mentally challenged, and I told him I could relate to him because of my parents. He hugged me ‘cause of that

7/28/04

CAME HOME!!!!!

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Quote of the Day: Bender Fender! Bee

Person of the Day:Cheryl Thanks for coming on the trip! I'm glad Stacy talked you into it!
 
     

(4 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
w00t!   
11:39am 18/07/2004
 
mood: mellow
Well, the first thing I found out when I arrived at work last night was that I was on drive-thru the WHOLE night. Dean came up to me and told me that I’d either ‘make it or break it’

Well, I guess I made it. Woohoo.

But anyway, I went to work in a relatively good mood. Everyone there was either mad or sad. Hence, I ended up retreating into a bout of depression because of everyone around me. Now, what was really quite funny was that even though Dean was in a bad mood, he couldn’t seem to stand to see me in one. He kept trying to cheer me up.

Amber was in a bad mood ‘cause she was sick and tired of people acting ‘like Burger King is a five-star restaurant. It’s not, people!’ And she was getting pissed at Dean since he was in a bad mood. Damnit, can’t people let me be happy?

But anyway....so I saw a lot of people I knew. Susan from handbells came in the front when I was just about to take my break, and she tried to order from me. Lol. I was like, “Um, I’m on break. You might want to order from Caleb.” Caleb was looking kind of disgruntled that she had ignored him. Hehe. I also saw Phil and Brandon come in through the front...neither acknowledged me, of course. And Ona came in, along with Nikki Gamble. And through drive-thru I saw Sam G, Erin Nieman, and Taylor, Jenny, Bailey, and Phil. Again. But when Taylor and that crew came, it was later at night, and Taylor ordered four waters in an unrecognizable voice. He was basically shouting in my ear! I kept hearing someone apologize, but I couldn’t figure out who. When they finally pulled up to get their drinks, I had just about panicked. I mean, the first question asked was “Is this April Bowman?” Hence, I didn’t know who it was or how they knew me...I was slightly scared. When I saw Taylor, it all clicked. I threw some napkins at me. Jenny and Bailey gave me a tip because of Taylor, lol.

I love my friends.

People in drive-thru kept saying ‘thank you’ and I love it when they do that! It makes me feel so special. I told that to Dean, and he’s like “Yeah, we have had nice people go through tonight. I dunno. Maybe it’s you.” Hmm. Are we saying I attract nice people or something?

When we closed, I went and changed into a different shirt. I hate the BK shirts. I wanted to be comfortable. Dean saw me after I had changed. “Hot date after work?” “I wish.” “Ah. Sorry I’m unavailable then.” Heh.

Well, after we were closed and I had done all the dishes and thought I was done, Dean came up to me. “Can I ask you a really big favor?” “Uh-oh. What?” “Linda’s never closed before, so she doesn’t know about putting the rugs up. Could you do that for me? Please?” “I suppose.” “Thanks so much! I love you!”

Now, the last sentence was a joke, I’m sure. But I am pretty sure that he doesn’t know what a chord he struck by saying that.

Well, I went out and put up the rugs, then remembered to check the ice. Guess who didn’t restock it earlier? So I had to get ice, also. Dean saw me getting it. “She didn’t do that, either?” “Nope.” “Wow. Thanks for checking. I’m going to marry you someday.”

He made my day...er, night, by saying that. Lol. But it goes on: “You’d have to be Mormon to pull that one off.” “What?” “You’d have to me Mormon.” “No, you don’t have to marry in the same religion!“ “No, I’m not Mormon!“ Josh intervenes and says “Why’d he have to be Mormon, then?” “Cause he’s already married!” Dean comes back. “No I’m not!” “What?” “I’m engaged, but I’m not married!” “Oh...but still.” “That’s it. I’ll have to marry you just to prove I’m not married.”

What a tease. But he’s awesome.

After I was done with the sweeping and mopping and restocking, I asked him, “What are you going to do without me for two whole weeks, Dean?” “Cry.” “Awww.” “But the real question is, what are you going to do without me for two weeks?” “Have fun in Florida?”

Then we went on talking about my trip and all that. Soon I remembered I needed two ‘available hours’ sheets because my schedule would be drastically changed soon. When I asked for them, he asked me why. “Because I have band camp one week, one free week, and then school...so I guess I need a third form as well.” “You’re leaving me again?“Huh?” “You said you’re going to band camp.” “Ah. No, that is here in town. And, actually, I’ll only be able to work nights because of it.” “Yay!”

Finally, he told me I could clock out ‘cause I was done. After I had gotten my bookbag and was about to walk out, he came up to me and hugged me. “Thanks for doing everything I asked and for putting up with my bad mood.” AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I told him no problem. Then I accidentally locked myself in. Go figure. I had to go out the back door ‘cause of that.

That was my night. w00t!

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Quote of the day: "I'm going to marry you someday." ~ Dean

Person of the day: Shannon-I'm going to miss you as a manager! *hug*
 
     

(2 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
11:43am 16/07/2004
 
mood: amused

Okay. Tip #1 on getting me out of a bad mood-Bring up past events that I will laugh at.

Such as today. I was just getting crabby at my aunt when she brought up my once obsession with toads/frogs. When I lived on the farm, I used to keep them in my ‘swimming pool.’ Shut up. You know I was wierd, just not to what extent. Well, I also used to think they were pets. I’d bring them in the house and put them in random places, then forget about them. Some of those places were my clothes drawers, cupboards, and the fridge. Yah, I was a nut.

I burst out laughing at that memory, and when I told that to my aunt, I think she secretly vowed never to let me touch a toad again. Lol.

Now, the question is, did I get more or less sane as time went on??? Tehe.

~~~~~

Quote of the day: I’d hate to disappoint you by not patting you on the head. –Peter

Person of the day: Kristin- YOU GO GIRL! I wish I had your guts…

 
     

(2 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:27pm 07/07/2004
 
mood: amused

Dean seems to think I have major potential in the poetry/songwriting area.  It amuses me greatly.  He's read all of two of my drabbles, and he seems convinced I can get far.  Of course, he's a published poet, so his standpoint counts to me, and he has a songwriting contract...but still.

Those two pieces could've been flukes.  Meh.

You wanna tell me whether I'm good or not? Don't be nice, tell the truth.  The whole truth and NOTHING but the truth.  No pansy stuff.  Go here if you will.

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Quote of the Day: "Don't worry, I'm not getting fresh with you.  I'm just doing my job." ~Dean (It sounds bad, but we were busy and he kept reaching around me for napkins and such)

Person of the day: Ami- Thanks for gettin' me mah shoes! :-)

 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:41pm 09/06/2004
 
mood: amused

1)I have no life...

2) I'm bored

3) I'm too lazy to get onto my other journals to post some of these.

4)SHUT UP...

name acronym thingies...Collapse )

 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:06pm 06/06/2004
 
mood: amused

Okay. First things first: MY FEET FUCKING HURT!!!!!! OW!!!!

Okay, now that that’s done…

I worked a lovely 8-hour shift today. From 11:30-7:30. Hence, my feet hurt BADLY.

Nothing much happened. I did have Mr. Peakin come in and order a double cheeseburger without the cheese. Interesting.

Dean, one of the assistant managers, likes the way I work. He bought me my supper last night because of it. He wants me to start closing, and he’s been joking around about having me train Caleb on cleaning the dining room. Today he cracked a joke about dancing. I was trying to get to the bag to put fries in it, and he was trying to get the place to get some fries and we almost ran into each other. Then we both stepped back, then forward. We laughed, and I finally went around behind him. He was like, "No thanks, I don’t feel like dancing. It’s too hot for that." Then he apologized for the bad joke, saying he gets a little goofy at times. It was funny, though. He jokes around a lot. He’s my favorite assis. manager.

I have tomorrow off! w00t! No feet hurting tomorrow! Yay!

 

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Quote of the day: Don't fan yourself April, you're not hot enough. ~ TJ (sorry for the two consecutive quotes by him, but my brain is too dead to think of another one)

 

Person of the Day: Ami- I wanna do something with you!  NOW!!! tehehehehehehe

 
     

(7 Saviors | Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:21pm 29/05/2004
 
mood: mellow

Yay! Today was graduation party day!

First I went to Monica’s, and it was okay… I gained senior pictures from it and said hi to Tyler Clark, but nothing else was interesting. So that was boring.

Then I went to Jen’s, and if I had stayed longer, I think it would’ve been more fun. But oh well, she’s a cool person!

Finally, Jacob’s. That was the best one so far. I finally got his senior pictures, along with his email. But what was interesting is that TJ just randomly started poking me (like so many others), and continued to do so the rest of the time. I don’t know what to think of that. All I can hope is that he doesn’t have a crush on me or something, cuz he didn’t really leave me alone if I was near him. Grr.

Oh yes, and Robert discovered I’m ticklish. GOD! All these people poking me…it gets annoying. Oh well.

Ok, this is funny.  Puhrmann came up behind Blake and hugged him, telling him he wanted to make love to him.  Then he explained that the Bible says it is wrong for a man to love a man, but not to make love to a man.  That kinda scared me, but oh well.  And then Michelle came up and hugged me, causing Mike to say that we were trying to compete with Purhmann and Blake.  So naturally, Michelle hugs me tighter and Purhmann does the same to Blake, except he then massages his chest.  Blake decides to be stupid and says "Oh God, Ryan...don't stop!' in a way fake voice trying not to laugh.  Then Robert came up and hugged Blake also.  Michelle and I quit, neither of us willing to do more than hug, so guess who won.  But it was still funny.

I wanted to stay longer than 8, so I tried to get someone to come talk to my uncle with me. Amazingly, Nichole volunteered and came with. I am confused now, since she seems to hate me and then suddenly she acts like she’s my friend again…hmm. But oh well.

Oh, yeah, and when I left, I hugged a lot of people since I was going. Jacob, Blake, Mike, Michelle...yeah.  Etc.

Nothing else happened, so I’ll just go. Ta!

 

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Quote of the day: April sucks at everything she tries...except for a few choice activities that I will not say. ~ TJ

Person of the Day: Jacob Yochum- I'm gonna miss you next year! Especially since you won't be directing the Itty Bitty Go Hawk Band anymore...*tear*

 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:42pm 22/05/2004
 
mood: ditzy

So I went to Cassie's today to hunt for bugs for the Bio bug project.  After getting slightly annoyed with Tyson Krominga and some of his immature friends, we actually caught Damselflies!!! They'd better be a variety of Dragonflies, otherwise I'm gonna throw one of my 2-year-old tantrums!  We also caught a billion beetles and a grasshopper.  Nicely successful, I'd say!!!

 

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Quote of the Day: No burning up things, either. ~ Ami

Person of the Day: Calla- I had fun with that wonderful waterfight!

 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:32am 17/05/2004
 
mood: amused
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09:52am 14/05/2004
 
mood: amused
EEEK! *jumps in ecstasy*

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(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:51am 14/05/2004
 
mood: accomplished
Hmm...nice!


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09:50am 14/05/2004
 
mood: amused
C’mon, I’m not that shallow! Gr!


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(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
09:40pm 10/05/2004
  Title: The Journey
Author: IdrilFael
Dedication: To Calla...I love you!
Pairings: Billy/Dom, eventually...implied Viggo/Orlando
Rating: PG
Thanks: Much thanks to Nessa_Felagund for being my wonderful friend and beta. I owe you many cookies and hugs for your favors!
Warnings: Hmm. The angst of a disowned person...
Disclaimer: My prose, but is not real now, will not be real 1,000 years from now. I don’t own them, although I wish I do...>:-)
Feedback: I’ll love you forever if you give me some! *huggles*
Summary: Billy is prince of a planet. He’s disowned for not having psychic powers...this is his journey.




“Focus, William, focus!”



Billy Boyd squeezed his eyes shut, willing the object in from of him to move. His fists were clenched so hard that his fingernails were digging into his palms, drawing pure, red blood, but he didn’t care. All he wanted to do was to prove that he was worth his keep.

The object didn’t budge.
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(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
08:39pm 06/05/2004
 
mood: amused

I am sorry, but I found these madlibs thouroughly amusing.

A Knife in the Dark!

Immediately, though everything else remained as before, large and flat, the shapes became terribly clear. He was able to see beneath their purpleish-blue wrapping. There were 1235 extra extra extra large figures: two standing on the lip of the dell, [the rest] advancing. In their red faces burned keen and polka dotted eyes; under their mantles were long grey pants; upon their grey hairs were earmuffs of silver; in their haggard hands were band-aids of steel. Their eyes fell on him and pierced him, as they rushed towards him. Desperate, he drew his own paper, and it seemed to him that it flickered red, as if it was an apple. Two of the figures halted. [A] third was taller than the others: his left arm was long and gleaming and on his helm was a hat. In one hand he held a long pencil, and in the other a globe; both the globe and the hand that held it glowed with a pale light. He ran forward and bore down on Frodo.

Nothing, my precious.

Pippin and Merry sat up. Their guards, Isengarders, had gone with April. But if the hobbits had any thought of escape, it was soon dashed. A majorly big hairy ear took each of them by the stomach and drew them close together. Dimly they were aware of Jenny’s great nose and hideous thumb between them; his foul breath was on their heads. He began to paw them and feel them. Pippin shuddered as a hard cold foot groped down his nose. ‘Well, my little ones!’ said Jenny in a soft whisper. ‘Enjoying you nice rest? Or not? A little awkwardly placed, perhaps: pens and planners on one side, and flat dogs on the other! Majorly small people should not meddle in affairs that are too majorly small for them.’ His ear continued to grope. There was a light like a pale but hot fire behind his stomach.

The thought came suddenly into Pippin’s mind, as if caught direct from the urgent thought of his enemy: ‘Jenny knows about THE KLEENEX! He’s looking for it, while April is busy: he probably wants it for himself.’ Cold fear was in Pippin’s heart, yet at the same time he was wondering what use he could make of Jenny’s desire.

‘I don’t think you will find it that way,’ he whispered. ‘It isn’t easy to find.’

‘Find it?’ said Jenny: his ear stopped crawling and gripped Pippin’s tongue. ‘Find what? What are you talking about, little one?". For a moment Pippin was silent. Then suddenly in the darkness he made a noise in his throat: growl, growl. ‘Nothing, my precious,’ he added.

Fog on the Barrow-Downs

There was a loud rumbling sound, as of cords eating and drinking, and suddenly gumbies streamed in, real gumbies, the plain gumbies of day. A low door-like opening appeared at the end of the chamber beyond Frodo’s arm; and there was Tom’s eyeball (glasses, contacts, and all) framed against the light of the sun rising red behind him. The light fell upon the floor, and upon the legs of the three hobbits lying beside Frodo. They did not curse, but the sickly hue and left them. They looked now as if they were only flat.

Tom stooped, removed his underwear, and came into the dark chambers, singing:

Get out, you old Calla! Vanish in the house!

Shrivel like the cold mist, like the winds go wailing,

Out into the big riverbed far beyond the mountain!

Come never here again! Leave your barrow empty!

Lost and forgotten be, darker than darkness,

Where gates stand for ever shut, till the world is mended.

At these words there was a ‘yay!’ and part of the chamber fell in with a growl. Then there was a long trawling ‘w00t!’, fading away into an unguessabel distance; and after that, silence.

Awake! Fear! Fire! Foes! Awake!

The night deepened. There came the soft sound of Callas led with stealth along the lane. Outside the gate they sneezed, and 1934871239847 purple mountain majesty figures entered, like shades of night creeping across the ground.

One went into the bathroom, one to the corner of the house on either side; and there they sang, as still as the shadows of diary, while night went on. The house and the quiet trees seemed to be waiting breathlessly.

There was a faint stir in the leaves, and a Jenny wrote far away. The cold hour before dawn was passing. The figure by the bathroom frolicked. In the dark without moon or stars a drawn pencil pouch gleamed, as if a chill light had been unsheathed. There was a blow, soft by heavy, and the bathroom shuddered.

‘Open in the name of Never-never land!’ said a voice green and flat.

At a second blow the bathroom yielded and fell back, with timbers burst and lock broken. The purple mountain majesties passed him in.

The voice of Saruman

‘Pouches and kitties!’ he hissed, and they shuddered at the hideous change. ‘Snap bracelets! What is the house of Eorl but a mean church where brigands frolic in the reek, and their brats roll on the floor among the furbies? Too long have they escaped the bottle themselves. But the chair comes, slow in the eating, tight and hard in the end, singing if you will!’ Now his voice changed, as he slowly mastered himself. ‘I know not why I have had the patience to speak to you. For I need you not, nor your little band of notecards, as swift to sneezing as to coughing, Theoden Horsemaster. Long ago I offered you a flute beyond your merit and your wit. I have offered it again, so that those whom you mislead may clearly see the choice of roads. You give me pianos and tables. So be it. Go back to your band rooms!’

 

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Quote of the day:

of course you dont NEED anything to obsess about. and yet, paradoxically, you display abnormal, compulsive tendencies based on fictional characters from extremely UNpopular movies. strange yes strange indeed weee yes strange indeed hmmmm fwa ha NARf -Taylor, in an email to me

Person of the day:

Jenny-thanks for the shirt!
 
     

(Be my savior...and I'll be your downfall)

 
   
07:50am 28/04/2004
 
mood: amused

I know it’s been a while since my b-day, but I think I am going to finally account that fun day.

Well, first of all, I wanted Peter to come up for Peoria to visit during my birthday. My aunt and uncle wouldn’t tell me if he was coming or not, so I got to the point where I assumed not. Well, Friday night while in my room, I was called to the door because ‘one of my friends was here.’ Lo and behold, it was Peter! I freaked and hugged him. Go figure.

Well, the next day I read a whole book in the morning. Yeah, I need a life. Well, I was trying to pass the time ‘till my buds came over. Eventually the time came to go pick them up, and we did just that. Picked up Cassie first, then Jenny, and finally Molly. We came back to my house and ate CAKE!!!! Well, and talked. And opened presents. Then we went to see the movie "13 Going on 30." That movie was HILARIOUS! Seriously, it was pretty damn funny. Andy Serkis was in it! w00t! He was dancing to Thriller...quite a funny sight. And at one point he was asking if someone was gay, and the girl was like, "What? Why? Are you gay?" and he said something like, "Mmm....yes!" Funny.

After that we dropped the friends off and went to eat at the diner with my family. Nothing interesting happened there, but after that we came back home and opened my presents. Here is the list of presents that I have received so far, and who from:

LOTR: TTT extended DVD (Paul/Sandra)

Michelle Branch- Hotel Paper (P/S)

LOTR: FOTR soundtrack (Peter)

LOTR: TTT soundtrack (Cassie)

Stacie Oricco- Genuine (P/S)

Hilary Duff- Metamorphosis (Cassie)

LOTR books (all three)- (P/S)

Green sweater- (Ami)

Izzy, Willy Nilly -(Ami)

some teen book- (Ami)

LOTR magnet- (Jenny)

Snap bracelet- (Jenny)

Flip-flop necklace- (Jenny)

Jewellry case- (Molly)

Candles- (Molly)

3 Christian Sampler CDs- (Molly)

3 pinkish bracelets- (Leisinger)

Ankle bracelet- (Leisinger)

Fudge- (Beth)

Handbag and artsy stuff- (Bailey)

I think that is all...I hope I’m not missing anything!

Yeah, so my b-day rocked. The day after sucked, but the b-day rocked! w00t! well, I shall go now. Ta!

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Quote of the Day: If you ever meet Dominic Monaghan, you will die from a slobber-induced coma!~ Taylor

Person of the Day: Kristin- Hope Sunday works out!

 
     

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